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Today's quote:
I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.

Joke of the day:

These three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret
agents. They finally get through all their written and physical tests
when they are pulled aside by one of the instructors who takes them to a
small room with a one way mirror in it looking into another room. They
bring the first guy's wife into that room and leave her there. The
instructor then loads two rounds into a pistol, hands it to the first
man and says "Go kill your wife of five years." The trainee takes the
weapon, goes into the next room but comes back out 1 minute later and
says "I can't do it." The instructor replies, "Then you fail out - get out."
They then bring the second guy's wife into the room and leave her there.
The instructor then loads two rounds into a pistol, hands it to the
second man and says "Go kill your wife of ten years." The trainee takes
the weapon, goes into the next room but comes back out 3 minutes later
and says "I can't do it." The instructor replies, "Then you fail out -
get out." Finally, they bring the third guy's wife into the room and
leave her there. The instructor then loads two rounds into a pistol,
hands it to the third man and says "Go kill your wife of fifteen years." The
trainee takes the weapon, goes into the next room where there is silence
for 1 minute. Suddenly, there are two gunshot sounds followed by a huge
commotion in the room. The third man came out finally, sweating
profusely, and says, "Good job, asshole! You gave me blanks - I had to
choke the bitch!"
Here's a cool picture made by the great Salvador Dali
"The Disintegration of the Persistence of Memory"

My Favourite Links:

Dimension Music - A GREAT site about mp3 and stuff
Astalavista.box.sk - Hack/Crack/Serialz search engine
New Order - Database about hacking and stuff
ASCII Art - Spunk's gallery of ASCII Art
Lyrics Server - Lyrics Server
Cool lyrics page - Another Lyrics Page
The Fashion Directory - Lots of pictures of supermodels...hehe...
The SwitchBoard - The SwitchBoard's Page

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